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      <title>Vitamin D may treat (opioid) "addiction" -- parens +5dB, "link here" now quoted</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 22:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 22:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Current (for comparison): parens 1500Hz lowpass, quotes 500-2800Hz band</title>
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      <title>Less intense v2: parens 2000Hz lowpass, quotes 400-3400Hz band</title>
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      <title>Less intense v1: parens 1800Hz lowpass, quotes 400-3200Hz band</title>
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      <title>OLD plain-text respellings (pre-phoneme) -- compare against the IPA batch</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Each word spoken as "word: old-respelling." using the exact plain-text strings PRONUNCIATION_OVERRIDES used before the phoneme switch -- listen against the IPA phoneme batch to see which ones actually need the regen vs already sounded fine. Order: gaba, methionine, metastasis, glutathione, linoleic, oleic, tryptophan, vitro, lipolysis, sarcopenic, ozempic, wegovy, mounjaro, cachexia, acetyl, pufa, denature, infamous, estrone, estriol, coa, taurine, falsehood.]]></description>
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      <title>Vitro: stress moved to first syllable (VEE-troh)</title>
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      <title>Denature option: dɪˈnɛʔtʃər (eh with a glottal stop to cut it short)</title>
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      <title>CoA option: ˈkoʊɛʔ (koh-eh with a glottal stop to cut it short)</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>CoA option: ˈkoʊə (koh-uh (schwa ending))</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>CoA option: ˈkoʊeɪ (koh-AY diphthong (common real-world CoA pronunciation))</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>CoA option: koʊˈɛ (stress on 2nd syllable, same eh vowel)</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[stress on 2nd syllable, same eh vowel]]></description>
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      <title>Full word-list converted to IPA phonemes (PUFA, GABA, CoA, taurine, estrone/estriol, etc)</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 13:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[All 28 plain-text respellings moved to IPA phoneme overrides with explicit stress marks, same fix that corrected pregnenolone. One clip reading through the whole list, in this order: PUFA, GABA, Acetyl, CoA, taurine, estrone, estriol, methionine, glutathione, lipolysis, ozempic, wegovy, mounjaro, cachexia, denature, infamous, falsehood, sarcopenic, acetyl, tryptophan, vitro, linoleic, oleic, metastasis.]]></description>
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      <title>Pregnenolone via IPA phoneme (preg-NEE-nuh-lone, stress fixed)</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 11:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Switched from a plain-text respelling (which has no way to mark stress) to an IPA phoneme tag with explicit primary stress on "NEE" -- check if this sounds right now.]]></description>
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      <title>FINAL (production code): parens low-pass 1.5kHz, quotes telephone 500-2800Hz</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Rendered through the actual updated production pipeline (google_tts.py QUOTE_OPEN/CLOSE + PAREN_LOWPASS_HZ=1500), not the standalone test harness -- a final sanity check that the real code matches the approved A/B choice.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 1.5kHz vs quotes telephone 800-2200Hz (narrowest)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same paren treatment. Quotes band-pass narrowed all the way to 800-2200Hz -- tinniest, most constricted of this batch.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 1.5kHz vs quotes telephone 600-2500Hz (narrower still)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same paren treatment. Quotes band-pass narrowed further to 600-2500Hz.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 1.5kHz vs quotes telephone 500-2800Hz (narrower)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same paren treatment. Quotes band-pass narrowed from 300-3400Hz to 500-2800Hz -- a bit more of a classic old-telephone character.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 1.5kHz vs quotes telephone 300-3400Hz (previous winner, for reference)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[The combination from the first round, re-rendered here for an easy A/B against the narrower options below.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 2.5kHz vs quotes pitched up slightly (tests voice-change feel)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Parens unchanged. Quotes get a slight pitch-up (asetrate trick, re-synced tempo) -- a different dimension entirely (pitch, not EQ/volume).]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 2.5kHz vs quotes simply quieter (-6dB, no EQ change)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Parens unchanged. Quotes get no EQ change at all, just turned down in volume -- tests whether loudness alone is enough to read as a distinct category.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 2.5kHz vs quotes telephone band-pass (300-3400Hz)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Parens unchanged (muffled low-pass). Quotes get a classic telephone/radio band-pass effect, a different character of distortion than EQ alone.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens deep low-pass 1.5kHz vs quotes thin high-pass 2.8kHz (more extreme)</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[A more extreme version of the same idea -- parens pushed deeper/muffled, quotes pushed thinner/tinnier.]]></description>
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      <title>Parens low-pass 2.5kHz (muffled) vs quotes high-pass 2kHz (thin/tinny)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Parens: warm/muffled low-pass. Quotes: thin, tinny high-pass -- opposite ends of the spectrum, should be easy to tell apart.]]></description>
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      <title>Baseline: parens and quotes both low-pass 2.5kHz (current, identical)</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 19:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current production behavior for comparison -- both categories get the exact same lowpass=2500, so they sound the same.]]></description>
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      <title>CoQ10 as "coh cue 10" (separate words, no break tag)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Only "coh" is phoneme-tagged; "cue" and "10" are plain words, letting natural word spacing create the gap.]]></description>
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      <title>CoQ10 with small pause before "10" (v3, 30ms)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Shortened break to 30ms.]]></description>
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      <title>CoQ10 with small pause before "10" (v2, 50ms)</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Shortened break to 50ms (was 100ms). New guid/file so your app sees this as a new episode instead of reusing a cached download.]]></description>
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      <title>CoQ10 with small pause before "10"</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Added a 100ms SSML break between "coh-cue" and "tin".]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Narration text: "This compilation draws on the medical blog hay-doot dot me for its sources."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Slash test: and/or</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Narration text: "Treatment involved dietary changes and slash or hormone therapy."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Narration text: "Normal blood levels of the pituitary hormones L H slash F S H were observed."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 pronunciation (final: SSML/IPA)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Final CoQ10 fix via exact IPA phoneme, through the real production pipeline, covering both "CoQ10" and "CoQ-10" forms.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 variant: SSML IPA phoneme (most precise)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Using an explicit IPA phoneme tag instead of plain-text respelling.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 variant: "COH-cue-tin every morning."</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Testing plain-text respelling: "COH-cue-tin every morning."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 variant: "koh cue tin every morning."</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Testing plain-text respelling: "koh cue tin every morning."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 variant: "coh kyoo tin every morning."</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Testing plain-text respelling: "coh kyoo tin every morning."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 variant: "kohh-cue-tin every morning."</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Testing plain-text respelling: "kohh-cue-tin every morning."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-coq10-v-kohh.mp3" length="16844" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 variant: "koh-cue-tin every morning."</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Testing plain-text respelling: "koh-cue-tin every morning."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen fix: Ki-67</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Fixed pronunciation of "Ki-67": "Tumor proliferation was assessed using the Ki dash 67 index."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Fixed pronunciation of "Bcl-2": "Overexpression of B C L dash 2 protected the cells from apoptosis."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Fixed pronunciation of "5-HTergic": "The drug acts through five dash H T ergic receptor pathways in the brainstem."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Fixed pronunciation of "microRNA-93": "micro R N A dash 93 levels were measured in serum samples."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-hyphen-microrna93-fixed.mp3" length="34004" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Fixed pronunciation of "miR-93": "Elevated miR dash 93 expression was associated with tumor progression."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-hyphen-mir93-fixed.mp3" length="38948" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen fix: SARS-CoV-2</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Fixed pronunciation of "SARS-CoV-2": "The study examined antibody responses to SARS dash C O V dash two in recovered patients."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-hyphen-sarscov2-fixed.mp3" length="46508" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen check: Ki-67</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current (unmodified) pronunciation of "Ki-67" via Google TTS: "Tumor proliferation was assessed using the Ki-67 index."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-hyphen-ki67.mp3" length="32156" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen check: Bcl-2</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current (unmodified) pronunciation of "Bcl-2" via Google TTS: "Overexpression of Bcl-2 protected the cells from apoptosis."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-hyphen-bcl2.mp3" length="32252" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen check: 5-HTergic</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current (unmodified) pronunciation of "5-HTergic" via Google TTS: "The drug acts through 5-HTergic receptor pathways in the brainstem."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen check: microRNA-93</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current (unmodified) pronunciation of "microRNA-93" via Google TTS: "MicroRNA-93 levels were measured in serum samples."]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-hyphen-microrna93.mp3" length="36140" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen check: miR-93</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current (unmodified) pronunciation of "miR-93" via Google TTS: "Elevated miR-93 expression was associated with tumor progression."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Hyphen check: SARS-CoV-2</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 21:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current (unmodified) pronunciation of "SARS-CoV-2" via Google TTS: "The study examined antibody responses to SARS-CoV-2 in recovered patients."]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>CoQ10 pronunciation test (Google TTS, Neural2-J)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 20:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Testing the new CoQ10 -> "coh-cue-tin" respelling on the live Google TTS pipeline.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-coq10-google.mp3" length="55676" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Google Cloud TTS (Neural2-J), EPA/DHA excerpt</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 20:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Google Cloud Text-to-Speech, Neural2-D male voice, same EPA/DHA excerpt as the Piper/XTTS comparisons -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-google-neural2j-epadha.mp3" length="258692" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Google Cloud TTS (Neural2-I), EPA/DHA excerpt</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 20:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Google Cloud Text-to-Speech, Neural2-D male voice, same EPA/DHA excerpt as the Piper/XTTS comparisons -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-google-neural2i-epadha.mp3" length="247412" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Google Cloud TTS (Neural2-A), EPA/DHA excerpt</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 20:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Google Cloud Text-to-Speech, Neural2-D male voice, same EPA/DHA excerpt as the Piper/XTTS comparisons -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-google-neural2a-epadha.mp3" length="276284" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Google Cloud TTS (Neural2-D), EPA/DHA excerpt</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 20:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Google Cloud Text-to-Speech, Neural2-D male voice, same EPA/DHA excerpt as the Piper/XTTS comparisons -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-google-neural2d-epadha.mp3" length="272060" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper norman, EPA/DHA excerpt (length 0.9, default noise)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 18:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the joe and XTTS samples, for direct comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-norman-epadha-nonoise.mp3" length="273767" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper bryce, EPA/DHA excerpt (length 0.9, current noise settings)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 17:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the joe and XTTS samples, for direct comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-bryce-epadha.mp3" length="300415" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper norman, EPA/DHA excerpt (length 0.9, current noise settings)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2026 17:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the joe and XTTS samples, for direct comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-norman-epadha.mp3" length="309705" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt, noise_scale 1.3 + noise_w 2.2 (likely too far)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-epadha-push3.mp3" length="521398" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:01:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt, noise_scale 1.15 + noise_w 1.8</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-epadha-push2.mp3" length="327162" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt, noise_scale 1.0 + noise_w 1.5</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-epadha-push1.mp3" length="253269" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt, noise_scale 0.85 + noise_w 1.2</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-epadha-both-up.mp3" length="244001" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt, noise_w 1.2</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-epadha-noisew-up.mp3" length="246400" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt, noise_scale 0.85</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:33</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Piper joe, EPA/DHA excerpt (current production settings)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Same EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt as the XTTS "Baldur Sanjin" sample, for direct comparison -- acronyms spelled out, parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:33</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Piper joe, noise_scale 0.85 + noise_w 1.2 (both up)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Naturalness test: same text (with parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz) as the Piper-vs-XTTS comparison.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe, noise_w 1.2 (more rhythm variation)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Naturalness test: same text (with parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz) as the Piper-vs-XTTS comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-noisew-up.mp3" length="161061" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
      <title>Piper joe, noise_scale 0.85 (more expressive)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Naturalness test: same text (with parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz) as the Piper-vs-XTTS comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-noise-up.mp3" length="160523" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper ryan-high (same length scale 0.9, default noise)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Naturalness test: same text (with parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz) as the Piper-vs-XTTS comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-ryanhigh-same-settings.mp3" length="164509" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper joe (current production settings)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Naturalness test: same text (with parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz) as the Piper-vs-XTTS comparison.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-baseline.mp3" length="158673" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>XTTS male voice: Baldur Sanjin (chunked, parens low-passed, acronyms spelled)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[XTTS-v2 speaker "Baldur Sanjin" on the EPA/DHA peroxidation excerpt -- proper sub-250-char chunking (the first pass truncated), acronyms (EPA, DHA, FO, TBI) spelled out, and whole-word parenthetical asides low-passed at 2.5 kHz to match the Piper pipeline.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Piper (current setup: joe, length scale 0.9)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Current production voice/settings, same text as the XTTS sample above, for direct comparison.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>XTTS-v2 (Coqui, CPU, speaker: Damien Black)</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Coqui XTTS-v2 neural TTS, CPU-only inference (~50s to generate this clip). Same text as the Piper comparison sample.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-xtts-damien.mp3" length="193820" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Joe 0.9 + Amy quote section 0.8 (parentheses low-passed)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Body in Joe (length scale 0.9, no tempo change) with whole-word parentheticals low-passed at 2.5 kHz, then an end-of-post quote section read in Amy (length scale 0.8), also with low-passed parentheticals.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-quote-joe0.9-amy0.8.mp3" length="294826" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Joe 0.9 + Amy quote section 0.9 (parentheses low-passed)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Body in Joe (length scale 0.9, no tempo change) with whole-word parentheticals low-passed at 2.5 kHz, then an end-of-post quote section read in Amy (length scale 0.9), also with low-passed parentheticals.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-quote-joe0.9-amy0.9.mp3" length="298830" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Joe 1x: whole clip length scale 0.909, parentheses LOW-PASS 2.5 kHz</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice, no tempo change; whole clip generated with Piper length scale 0.909 (same pace as 1.1x). Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: whole clip length scale 0.909, parentheses LOW-PASS 2.5 kHz.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:00:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: FASTER (length scale 0.8)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: FASTER (length scale 0.8).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-faster-0.8.mp3" length="154800" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: SLOWER (length scale 1.3)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: SLOWER (length scale 1.3).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-slower-1.3.mp3" length="170239" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: HIGH-PASS filter (900 Hz, thinner)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: HIGH-PASS filter (900 Hz, thinner).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-highpass-900.mp3" length="157484" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: HIGH-PASS filter (500 Hz, thin)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: HIGH-PASS filter (500 Hz, thin).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-highpass-500.mp3" length="159039" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: LOW-PASS filter (1.8 kHz, more muffled)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: LOW-PASS filter (1.8 kHz, more muffled).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-lowpass-1800.mp3" length="152579" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: LOW-PASS filter (2.5 kHz, muffled)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: LOW-PASS filter (2.5 kHz, muffled).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-lowpass-2500.mp3" length="152773" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: pitch DOWN -1.5 semitones (subtle)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: pitch DOWN -1.5 semitones (subtle).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-pitch-down-1.5st.mp3" length="157896" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: pitch UP +1.5 semitones (subtle)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: pitch UP +1.5 semitones (subtle).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-pitch-up-1.5st.mp3" length="156973" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: pitch DOWN -3 semitones</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: pitch DOWN -3 semitones.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-pitch-down-3st.mp3" length="154947" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: pitch UP +3 semitones</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: pitch UP +3 semitones.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-pitch-up-3st.mp3" length="156517" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Parentheses: current (pause only)</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 15:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Joe voice at 1.1x. Whole-word parenthetical asides ("which are easily oxidized" etc.) treated as: current (pause only).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-paren-current-pause-only.mp3" length="152322" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:00:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>lessac (en_US-lessac-medium)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: lessac (en_US-lessac-medium). Source text: Maternal thyroid function during pregnancy may determine offspring obesity/diabetes risk]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-lessac.mp3" length="445079" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:01:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>ryan (en_US-ryan-high)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: ryan (en_US-ryan-high). Source text: Maternal thyroid function during pregnancy may determine offspring obesity/diabetes risk]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-ryan.mp3" length="471623" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>amy (en_US-amy-medium)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: amy (en_US-amy-medium). Source text: Maternal thyroid function during pregnancy may determine offspring obesity/diabetes risk]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-amy.mp3" length="518749" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:01:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>alan (en_GB-alan-medium)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: alan (en_GB-alan-medium). Source text: Maternal thyroid function during pregnancy may determine offspring obesity/diabetes risk]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:01:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>joe (en_US-joe-medium)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: joe (en_US-joe-medium). Source text: Maternal thyroid function during pregnancy may determine offspring obesity/diabetes risk]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe.mp3" length="443941" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:01:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>joe, pitch +8%</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: joe, pitch +8% (en_US-joe-medium, pitch-shifted with ffmpeg rubberband, tempo unchanged).]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-joe-pitch1.08.mp3" length="432925" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:01:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>joe, pitch +15%</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: joe, pitch +15% (en_US-joe-medium, pitch-shifted with ffmpeg rubberband, tempo unchanged).]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:01:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>joe, pitch +22%</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: joe, pitch +22% (en_US-joe-medium, pitch-shifted with ffmpeg rubberband, tempo unchanged).]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:01:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>saladino: 🤔 The problem with PEANUT BUTTER (joe, pitch +8%)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: saladino episode "🤔 The problem with PEANUT BUTTER" in en_US-joe-medium, pitch-shifted +8% with ffmpeg rubberband.]]></description>
      <enclosure url="https://podcast.carverupton.com/voicetests/episodes/voicetest-saladino-joe-pitch1.08.mp3" length="1562087" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <itunes:duration>00:03:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>saladino: 🤔 The problem with PEANUT BUTTER (alan)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: saladino episode "🤔 The problem with PEANUT BUTTER" in en_GB-alan-medium.]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:04:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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    <item>
      <title>saladino: peanut butter (joe +8% pitch, +10% speed)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 16:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <description><![CDATA[Voice comparison sample: saladino: peanut butter (joe +8% pitch, +10% speed), tempo increased with ffmpeg atempo (pitch unaffected).]]></description>
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      <itunes:duration>00:03:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
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